Butt Stuff

This is more of a PSA than an in depth discussion of this particular area of kinky play, if I’m honest. But the salient fact is this: I will no longer be offering any kind of anal play in sessions henceforth.

When I first crossed over from vanilla sex work into Fetish & Femdom, I did a lot of strap-on play. I enjoyed it! I hadn’t ever done it before and I took to buttfucking with gusto. I enjoyed wearing strap-ons and I enjoyed ploughing asses with them. As you can see over on my clip store, no one was safe from my strap-on cock!

However, it no longer interests me in any way, shape or form. I get nothing from it. At All. It’s a chore and a bore to me these days, not to mention the appalling number of people that have turned up to either session or film with me and have not meticulously cleaned out their arsehole before expecting me to go anywhere near it. I do not get any enjoyment from having to stare down a dirty, hairy arse crack in the name of doing my job.

This may come as a disappointment to some of my visitors or clip-buyers, but as I am in the fortunate position where I can pick and choose what I do and don’t do in my day to day working life, I am exercising this privilege fully by removing strap-on and butt stuff from my session menu.

I mean seriously, you give your teeth a good scrub before going to the dentist, right? So why do so many guys think a quick splash in the sink is sufficient in preparing for a strap-on session?! We all know what that area of the body is usually up to, so why on earth would you not make sure your backside was meticulously clean before expecting someone to dive in there?! And please don’t get me started on the shitty little bits of tissue stuck to the arse hairs after a perfunctory swipe with some bog roll – come on guys, have some bloody pride in your posterior and some respect for those you expect to penetrate it!

I often have referred people to this amazing infographic on how to adequately clean your ass before partaking in any kind of bum fun – it’s a very thorough and easy to understand guide and will save you from expelling the contents of your inadequately cleaned arsehole all over your Mistress or play partner! To use a terrible pun, it will help you from embarrassing the shit out of yourself!

When I got into Femdom I did not expect to be seeing so many adult men crap themselves due to lack of preparation. A little incident here or there is to be expected – you play with fire, you get burned, right? – but I did not expect to be wiping someone else’s shit off my leg, thank you very much. Needless to say anyone who has showed up disgustingly unprepared has either been asked to go and TRY AGAIN in the bathroom, or in one very appalling instance, leave the premises. I will not go into details but my goodness. I have never seen anything like it.

So guys, you will never, ever again get an arse-rogering from me. I am done with it. But please, please, PLEASE read the infographic and make sure you are thoroughly cleaned out and ready for an ass-slamming before expecting anyone with play with you. When done right, anal play is super fun and pleasurable. When you half-arse it, or worse, don’t even bother, IT IS A LOAD OF SHIT. LITERALLY.

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