My New Strap-On – Courtesy of Bumping Uglies! @bumping_uglies

Posted: April 16, 2014 in Tiffany
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Hello there dear readers! I have brought you this brief interlude to my “Punters” series of posts to do a review of a splendid new toy I have been sent!

The very lovely Mia More (@xMiaMorex) has recently started up a sex toy company, under the brilliant name “Bumping Uglies”! A little-used slang term for fucking, for those unsure of its meaning!

Upon the launch of Bumping Uglies, Mia very kindly sent me a new toy to review for her – a shiny new strap-on! Clearly, she knows me well….

First of all, delivery. Mia sent the item out on the Saturday, and it had arrived by the Tuesday. So excellent service – many bigger and seemingly “better” companies do not despatch and deliver this quick, so I give Bumping Uglies 10 out of 10 for their delivery services!

When I opened the box I was pleasantly surprised to see that the package contained a strap-on cock – I didn’t know what I would be reviewing prior to its arrival. I do love a good strap on, and this one is a vibrating one to boot! Thoughtfully, there were also batteries included (brilliant touch) and also a complementary roll of bondage tape! Nice one!10-04-2014 189

 

The strap on was bright purple in the picture on the box, so I was thinking it was possibly going to be a “nice and friendly” type of strap on, but when I got it out of the box it was actually  a lot darker in colour and looked as scary and intimidating as I like them to be! Roughly 6-7 inches long and also quite girthy without being too frightening – spot on. It also emits some powerful vibrations when the device is turned on. It has variable speed settings which also benefit the wearer, not just the recipient! The vibrating controller is connected by a wire – so although not a criticism, the only thing I would say about this is that it’s slightly annoying having a wire and controller trailing out the side of it – but it does tuck nicely into the harness if you want it out of the way!

The harness is elasticated, which initially made me think it may not fit too well or not be snug enough for the serious paces I would put it through, but it is very good quality and stays exactly where it’s supposed to!

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All in all, this is a marvellous product and the service from Bumping Uglies was brilliant! The strap on is aesthetically pleasing, comfortable and easy to wear and you have the option to make it vibrate. TEN OUT OF TEN ALL ROUND!!!

Thank you to @xMiaMorex and @Bumping_Uglies for sending me this wonderful strap on!

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